News 'Forever'
These news were floating for last one year and I believe it will continue for next 2-3 years.
- Sania Mirza lost in the first round (sometimes in the second round)
- Stories about Aishwarya Rai's new boyfriend
- Pesticides found in Coke & Pepsi... Aamir and Sharukh denies it.
- Sachin Tendulkar is Injured
- Oracle acquires another company (Or company which was acquired by Oracle acquires another company OR the company which recently acquired other company is now acquired by oracle)
- Bomb blast in one of the major cities in India and Intial investigation reveals that plot was written in Hyderabad
- Bangalore Infrastructure is very poor .. says CEO of 'XYZ' company.
- HDFC increased house loan interest rates by 0.5%
- Duel between Ambani brothers
- TOI conducts Survery on 'Sex before marriage' topic
- Harsha Bhogle hosts 'Kabaddi'(or any other sport except Cricket) on E.S.P.N
- T.R.S. puts deadline on Telangana to congress party.
- Federar wins All Grandslams except French open (It's reserved for Nadal)
- Land rates increased in Hyderabad
- Kareena Kapoor continues to remain at #1 spot ,without any hit.
- Cricket continues to be Gentlemen game (but the meaning of gentlemen varies)
- Bill Gates is the richest person in the world
- I lost my mobile :(
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21 Comments:
Prince and Princess keep falling into bore wells... :-)
Salmaan walks in and out of the jail.
more IT companies come in.. and some cpmpanies like Apple go out ...
ha ha ha ...
Vin: Salman's one is very cool. LOL!!!
Whatz that Apple going out? I think ,itz something like ,Apple invents something and Microsoft copies it.. Isn't it?
did u loose it again....man some day just with number of accidents and number of mobiles lost, you would create Guiness records..
Kishore and YK saying they will get married this year...
KK buying house...
You loose your mobile so often ?
* Killings in Kashmir
* Hosur Road Flyover in Bangalore will be complete this year...
* Bangalore-Mysore express highway is almost done...
* Female infanticde in Gujarath.. day-after-day-after-day ...
* Peace talks with Pakisthan - Sometimes initiated, sometimes called off ;-)
* Preeti Zinta's "new-look" :)
The list is endless...:)
* salman khan is shirtless
* salman khan is in proson
* salman rushdie 's new wedding
* US pokes its nose into India's business
* Debate on Pluto's planetary status
* Man kills wife and commits suicide
* Woman kills husband and commits suicide
u bought a new mobile then ?
one more u forgot
Sudhakar met with an accident.
Raghu: YK's marriage is really the news every year and it's definitely wrong time for YK to see discussion like this as tommarow he will see increase in his age in Orkut, blogs and all other profiles.. Happy b'day YK.. :)
KK buying the house.. LOL!!!
Kishore's marriage & Ravi suprises (or gets suprised ), You guys meet regularly without me, YK's left hand weighs more than right hand ,the list goes on ,if I can think of our classmates....
Shark: Yep, Flyovers never complete in B'lore and discussions with Pakistan goes on & on & on...
Deepa (Salman's Fan) : Nice list , esp "salman rushdie 's new wedding " LOL!!!
Sridhar: I missed the following
Sridhar Vomits all his drink and claims as non-drinker.
On Loosing mobiles:
Shark: I don't loose so often, only once a year.. :)
Deepa: This year quota was over.
Raghu: Adv of loosing mobiles
1)Tested Nokia, Sony-Ericson, Nokia and Samsung.
2)Tried Airtel,Idea and BSNL Networks.
3)Learned How to log a complaint in Police station and how to claim insurance
4)My expedinture on mobiles was cut down drastically..
Raghu & Sridhar: I used to comment a lot on my friend ,who frequently met with accidents.. Are you hearing me ??
Apple decided not to continue in india due to costs.. so it withdrew.. and a few other companies follwoed the suit... :-)
Due to costs?? Surprising..
From a mobile losing veteran - do not joke about losing mobiles... they tend to get serious and lose themselves.
Anumita: Fellow mobile looser ,It's time for us to start a community in Orkut "I lost my mobile"
So, you lost a mobile? Or should I say yet another one?! :)
Let me add a few more headlines:
1. Shah Rukh is the badshah of bollywood.
2. XYZ (a world class channel nevertheless) rates Amitabh Bachchan as the world's #1 actor. (And none in USA/ UK would have even heard about him!)
3. Karan Johar's latest movie creates box office records.
4. Balakrishna shoots twenty MPs and there is no evidence!
5. APJ Abdul Kalam unveils Vision 20'X'0.
6. ToI has a photograph of Narayana Murthy standing with a broom and "harpic" in his hand, below an headline "Narayana Murthy cleans his own Washroom!" (LOL!)
6. Sudhakar's blog "My perspective" has a link to Adi's blog "Mysorean" and so does Adi's blog to Sudhakar's blog! :))
Hmm.. I was conscious in not using 'yet another'... I lost it early this year .So, till next year no mobile loosing.
ROTFL on point 6 and point 6 (no typo here)
hehe! thats funny, esp the sania bit.. she has a lot of catching up to do..
i am tempted to add one more - navratilova playing tennis..
does this lady ever quit the game? i know her recent decision to retire *again*, but i am afraid she might change her mind..
Hey.. Thanks for stopping by!!
Great tribute to Navratilona..
let me add this....
* Bin Laden is dead.
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